Monthly Archives: September 2012

Computer Problems

Glitches, changes in websites.

New formats that come with their

Own problems. Ones that mess

With the videos.

 

Freezing on a page, watching.

Software crashes and sudden

pop-ups. Ads with sound

On videos.

 

Restarting the video

On its own and causing

The browser to freeze.

I don’t want to restart.

 

Flash has crashed again.

And your computer

Just froze. You’ve

Lost everything.


Internet

Watch the latest videos

And you will find

The most fucked up shit

You’ll ever see.

 

Gangnam Style

With strange hip-thrusts

Has taken over

Somehow.

 

Pewdewpie

Runs screaming

From the room

At the drop of a hat.

Teens React

To stupid things

That have no life

Meanings.

What has happened

To the internet?

It used to be

So bloody different.

There should be

Less celebrity gossip

and more Doctor Who.

Am I right?


Victoria

Who do  you think you are?

You with your online school,

You with the interesting nose,

Who do you think you are, calling

someone a racist?

 

It was constructive criticism.

Haven’t you ever seen Mean Girls.

Your heritage has nothing to do

with your class or demeanor.

Welcome to Top Model.